Neptuneboy
Years ago

NH- Man's penis caught in saw mill

Ouch!

Story on Adelaide Now website

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Anonymous  
Years ago

back in my day, after walking miles to work in the snow, that's what we did during our lunch break for fun.

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TR  
Years ago

what's the bet has just happened to walk past the machinery and fell over and his old fella happened to slip into the machine. Happens all the time.

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Bo Hamburger  
Years ago

I love the reporter's name: Tom Zed. Didn't he die, honey, in Pulp Fiction?

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Jack Handy  
Years ago

His new nickname would have to be STUMPY!

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lockstock  
Years ago

Well it certainly wouldn't be possible to call him Jack Handy

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Anonymous  
Years ago

They also called the machine a logging machine.

I guess it did its job

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Jack Handy  
Years ago

He must feel like a knob...... (double entendre intended)

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TytsMagee  
Years ago

The Centrals womens coach is getting desperate

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AK-47  
Years ago

Say goodbye to Father's Day.

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Neptuneboy  
Years ago

I guess it brings another meaning to the phrase "Crack a Woody"!

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me  
Years ago

geez..that would make you...sore:)

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Neptuneboy  
Years ago

At least he's got a good excuse if he wants to get out of any sex tonight!

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MW  
Years ago

He's a bloke Neptuneboy....he'd probably still have a crack without it!

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kdog  
Years ago

penis is a funny word

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booga  
Years ago

his mates now call him john bobbitt

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say what ?  
Years ago

i knew a bloke that put his penis into marriage and had similar injuries

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say what ?  
Years ago

some sort of equipment was involved

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SVD  
Years ago

This is the best title for a thread ever

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Sturty6ers  
Years ago

What a dick!

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Do we have a real name of this knob.

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DB5  
Years ago

Yeah, his knob is called M.I.A.............

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Mott the Hoople  
Years ago

Confucius say, "Man caught with dick in saw mill may have been a bit stiff".

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The Worm  
Years ago

Obviously the OH&S Officer didn't do his job right and lubricate the machine prior to this poor man sticking his penis in it! Wonder if work cover covers accidental loss of penis and enlargement operations?

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Some terribly unfunny penis jokes there guys....

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booga  
Years ago

must of cocked the jokes up

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4th Spazzy  
Years ago

the article said "A company spokesman said the man's injuries were not serious".... speak for your self mate!

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Anonymous  
Years ago

He's one tough nut!

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Bit of a "cock up"

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