


back in my day, after walking miles to work in the snow, that's what we did during our lunch break for fun.

TR
Years ago
what's the bet has just happened to walk past the machinery and fell over and his old fella happened to slip into the machine. Happens all the time.

Bo Hamburger
Years ago
I love the reporter's name: Tom Zed. Didn't he die, honey, in Pulp Fiction?


lockstock
Years ago
Well it certainly wouldn't be possible to call him Jack Handy

They also called the machine a logging machine.
I guess it did its job

Jack Handy
Years ago
He must feel like a knob...... (double entendre intended)



Neptuneboy
Years ago
I guess it brings another meaning to the phrase "Crack a Woody"!


Neptuneboy
Years ago
At least he's got a good excuse if he wants to get out of any sex tonight!

MW
Years ago
He's a bloke Neptuneboy....he'd probably still have a crack without it!



say what ?
Years ago
i knew a bloke that put his penis into marriage and had similar injuries






Mott the Hoople
Years ago
Confucius say, "Man caught with dick in saw mill may have been a bit stiff".

The Worm
Years ago
Obviously the OH&S Officer didn't do his job right and lubricate the machine prior to this poor man sticking his penis in it! Wonder if work cover covers accidental loss of penis and enlargement operations?

Some terribly unfunny penis jokes there guys....


4th Spazzy
Years ago
the article said "A company spokesman said the man's injuries were not serious".... speak for your self mate!


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