


Indoorkite
Years ago
For professional athletes on a decent salary there are definitely some shockers, some players need to be told they can spend more than $10 on a haircut.
This thread could also be worst facial hair in the NBL, some guys just need to give up on that dream.

GordonG
Years ago
Matt Knight (if you can find him under all the hair)

AKA
Years ago
Tutee's hair to finish the year was the worst by far. Must have lost a bet

PH
Years ago
Not in the NBL, but can we give an honorable mention to Aron Baynes?

Splinky
Years ago
Ellis. His haircut is bad, but his attempt at facial hair is worse. Cheek-based bum fluff is a bad look.


Ingles if we include ex-NBLers. He's in the NBA and still done nothing with his hair.

Also with AJ his facial hair - the beard inline is cut waaaaay too high up which looks so weird when viewing him from side angles.

leungtl
Years ago
Tueta's haircut deserved to come with a Government warning.
http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/2e47dd959d31ec1a6fac0e17d566baa9?width=1024

Very Old
Years ago
Greg Hire
is this the inspiration for greg's hairstyle ?
http://i.imgur.com/ykRXdrM.png
I could not remember what he reminded me of, and then this popped up into my tiny tiny brain.
( repeat post)

CT
Years ago
I've said it before but Jason Cadee looks like the guy in the terrorist disguise in Team America. Some guys just shouldn't be allowed to try to grow a beard.

Isaac
Years ago
If you ever watch a nature documentary and think about how ridiculous those PNG birds of paradise are with their plumage and silly dances, read this thread.

Very Old
Years ago
Hmm
in your view Issac, are the posters watching the ridiculous birds - or are we posters the ridiculous birds ??
I admit to watch Greg Hire for his silly behaviour, but not for his hair .?

FSTOS
Years ago
It's gone now but that dead Racoon that Creek wore on his head earlier in the season > daylight.

Bolly
Years ago
Greg Hire on the court is like a car crash, horrible to watch yet I can't look away

Andy
Years ago
Glad someone else noticed Ogilvy's retarded beard line, not sure why but it bugs the shit out of me.
I have no idea what Ellis is trying to do with his beard, I can only think he is trying out for a role as a mangey wolfman, its truly horrific.


Btown
Years ago
I can't be the only who thought Newley looked odd with the really short sides

Goulding has to be up there with the greasy hair and scraggly beard combo
Ogilvy's beard line does my head in
Teys has that general look of 2IC of night fill at Coles doubled with that cheap alcohol smell

"I can't be the only who thought Newley looked odd with the really short sides"
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss. His face doesn't suit the metro/cool look haircut. Looked so out of place.
Also love to all the people hating on AJ's beard line since I first mentioned it. :D

Lol teys...
The dude looks like his been taking secret swigs at liquor land.

Bol
Years ago
Yes my first thought was Newley also. Sides are buzzed way too high!
Yep i agree Ogilvys beard line has been annoying me for two years now!

Isaac
Years ago
in your view Issac, are the posters watching the ridiculous birds - or are we posters the ridiculous birds ??Humans are the ridiculous birds. Hoops posters are a subset of said humans. (Not suggesting I'm above it, just bemused by the thread!)

Frank
Years ago
Bemused Isaac, yet you take the time to read, post and read again. I read these threads because I find them informative and entertaining. If you don't like the title of the thread, don't read it.
Agree with others - Ogilvy's beard is terrible.

Splinky
Years ago
Travis Trice with his go-fast sides/junior mullet is also pretty terrible.
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